Finger Weeper

A woman that cries when fingering herself

She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else

You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight

She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress

by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025

finger

A humorous term referring to the idea of having built-in churros on your palm, designed for dipping into chocolate sauce (or any suitable sauce). It plays on the notion of fingers being the perfect tool for enjoying snacks.

I wish my fingers were churros so I could just dip them in chocolate sauce whenever I want!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

Fender

Verb. When someone is bent over likely from doing Fentanyl. They’re on a Fent-Bender.

A Fender.

I passed a guy slumped over earlier, he was definitely on a fender.

by Hndsmsqidwrd July 20, 2025

Finger stacker

It's what uncle Chris will do to Scully

Uncle Chris just lubed his hand up, I think hes about to deliver scullys ass a finger stacker.

by FingerStacker July 24, 2025

Finger kankle’s

Having an overly even tapered finger from knuckle to tip. Commonly associated with women who are obese.

Bobby did you hang out with big Deborah last night?

Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.

by Muskegon dickhead August 11, 2025

Finger Pointing Queers

All of the faggot politicians who refused to take responsibility and who tried to deflect blame while the country turned to shit.

Once they took "The Buck Stops Here" sign down, they turned into a bunch of Finger Pointing Queers.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

Fender Bender

A long black cock typically 8 inches or more that bends backwards.

Wow James has quite the fender bender

by Samoan big boy August 28, 2025