Octopus death

Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.

The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Snowflake Death Cult

The group of Americans that are so afraid of COVID 19 that they refuse to take it seriously thereby condemning themselves to the slowest mass suicide in world history.

That Snowflake Death Cult member said they didn't trust the doctor when the doctor told them to get a vaccine, but they trusted the doctor just fine to stick a tube down their throat.

by anonymous September 26, 2021

Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021

MURDER DEATH KILL

when you hurt in 3 places physical world ,spiritual world and, virtual world,
quoted in the motion picture demolition man

he got murder death killed "abdi, abdi, thats all folks

by greaseaphobe October 19, 2021

pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

the death

what will happend to you
the death
after you read this you will die in 10 days so

goodbye

the death always reach us
nomaner waht

by springroberto2020 January 13, 2022