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Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021
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Chocolate donut

Chocolate donut is a less common way to describe an Afro-American woman's reproductive organs. May also be used in context to one's anus.
"Damn, i'm so fired up that i could even tap a chocolate donut."
-"Didn't know you're into hood girls"
by Kofel9781 March 28, 2025
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Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
by DuffersDer July 3, 2019
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white chocolate covered cherry

1. Where a guy takes a girls virginity and orgasms inside her with out a condom.
Guy 1. Dude, I got me a white chocolate covered cherry last night. It was awesome. Best sex ever!

Guy 2. That's awesome bro!
by greenbyrd03 February 26, 2014
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Chocolate shower

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.
“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”
by Fat lizard April 15, 2023
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Chocolate sunshine

you are beautiful my dark skinned sister you glisten like chocolate sunshine .
by Quali James July 6, 2016
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