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stork the baby

When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.
Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.
by shifty hobo April 2, 2019
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Baby Sandwich

When I hugged my cousin and her newborn son we made a baby sandwich.
by ChrisKrinkle April 3, 2019
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Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!
by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019
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October Baby

A child that is born in the month of October.
Sally said she is an October baby, and so am I!
by uglystartswithu April 15, 2019
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bestest babie

“who is the bestest babie?” the only correct answer is park jimin bc he is the leader of the babie community !!!
by jiminluvb0t June 20, 2019
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Baby Soviet

God of the universe

After making hitler his bitch and being the man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. He decided to rape god and rewrite history, by creating shaggy, although shaggy is one of the strongest and powerful god’s in the universe, he still remains powerless to Baby Soviet, the son of Stalin. Throughout wars shaggy was used in various occasions, Pearl Harbor that was shaggy, 9/11 that was Baby Soviet, Hiroshima that was shaggy, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, shaggy drifted apart, and lived a simple life, without fear or emotions, till one day are failed test experiment bappo escaped motherland, and was United with shaggy and fought many wars together, but Baby Soviet’s creation remains lost, and bappo’s only weakness is, Lacto
Yo shaggy and bappo are god’s, whaoooo yo, shaggy’s Dad is Baby Soviet and bappo was created by him too
by Jaina February 20, 2019
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Baby neighbor

The one that finds your child wandering in the street when the baby mama and baby daddy are not watching the baby.
Baby mama and baby daddy were tired so they sent thier child across the street to the baby neighbor.
by Kacey72012 February 21, 2019
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