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j pass

J pass is when you have earned immunity for saying something offensive. J pass grants the privilege to say certain words without repricussion. Something earned over many years of loyalty is a j pass.
I bet Eminem had his fuckin j pass before 50
by Pottie47 May 28, 2024
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J

To punch or knockout another person usually unexpectedly
“If dude say one more thing about me, I’m gonna J tf outta him. On god.”
by Not for long February 6, 2024
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Riley (J)

Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick
by Woahhhhellloooo June 7, 2020
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blee J

Anytime a blow job is given and there is blood involved.
My girlfriends wicked sharp braces cut me up when giving me a blee J.
by Sour dough May 9, 2011
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K J H

Stands for Katherine Joy Hopkins, and means many things (She is the best attack helicopter you will ever find). For example, Katherine can be shortened to Katey, which means "asshole", "beotch", and/or "daddy." Joy means happy, but not in her case. She suffers from depression, anxiety, and asthma. Her parents named her Joy after the light and happiness she brought them, but she did not feel that light and happiness back. She is constantly in a battle with herself for happiness, and love, and laughter, for security, and comfort. She finds all of that in her friends and feeds off their happiness. Hopkins means family and love. She describes it as, "a royal family in Ireland", but I think it means more. Katherine is such a good gal and is loved by all who meet her. If cross paths with her, be sure to give her a high five and a smile, for you will receive one back!
K J H is such a cool bean! - Dani
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school
by Wack DIsh Soap June 5, 2018
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mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
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J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
by joe995 January 14, 2025
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