Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022

German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019

Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.

Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray

by Thorzzz May 2, 2018

Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.

What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."

by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023

Cambodian meat tube

The act of filling a collegue, or partner's rectal cavity with diced calf, waiting 2 weeks, and using a turkey baster to extract said diced calf to allow the flow of feces to fall out of the anus.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.

Hey Susan, wanna try a Cambodian meat tube?

by Franklen Ballace November 19, 2021