by ChunkyMeatWillis November 3, 2019
Get the Triple N pass mug.A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
by PooterMagee November 27, 2012
Get the poot-n-scoot mug.a friendship that consists of eating, swapping pictures, borrowing chargers and arguing over the other person not answering texts
you guys have such an n and c friendship
by celest3r March 4, 2021
Get the n and c friendship mug.To complete the act of anal sex by removing the penis from the anus immediately prior to ejaculation, resulting in exterior ejaculation up and between the partner's buttocks; to cum up an anal sex partner's ass crack.
I was so damn randy last night. By the time I was ready to flush n fizz Teri's hot ass, my jizz nearly reached to her shoulder blades.
Tammy is a good sport! During our threesome, after I flushed n fizzed Gina, Tammy licked her backside clean. It was hot!!
Tammy is a good sport! During our threesome, after I flushed n fizzed Gina, Tammy licked her backside clean. It was hot!!
by Biil Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
Get the flush n fizz mug.Hey Mitch what are you doing tonight?
Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend
Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.
Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend
Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.
by Zcoredog January 21, 2006
Get the Hound n a Pound mug.Toke and Woke is the false sense of insight/intelligence experienced by stoners after consuming marijuana. Generally used disparagingly, in order to belittle and imply a general lack of intelligence, especially when spouting poorly thought out conspiracy theories.
Person 1: "I never understand what he means by what he says. He acts like he is mentally superior, but what comes out is just drivel".
Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".
Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".
by Emotional Sociopath September 17, 2018
Get the Toke 'n' Woke mug.When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.
Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!
Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?
Sister 1: That would be awesome!
Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!
Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?
Sister 1: That would be awesome!
Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!
by Aphik April 29, 2011
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