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FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.
Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
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Shanti J

Shanti J can be a unisex name but in this case shanti can be a girl. That Shanti is so cool, smart, small forehead, has no friends, and wishes to jump of a cliff but not rlly
by Imnitgivingyoumynameweirdo August 24, 2022
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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gabby j

a retarded whore. she is a booger cup!
man, that gabby j won't STFU.
by roz golden May 13, 2020
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J-hope

J-hope from BTS, born 18 february 1994.

Your hope, and your angel, a.k.a J-hope, is a fucking sunshine, and he has just released everyones hype, HIXTAPE!
He is the brightest sweetest little thing, with the cutets smile that can melt anyones heart... i just melted by thinking of it.
ARMY 1: Who's your bias in BTS?
ARMY 2: Mine's the sunshine, j-hope!

ARMY BTS JIMIN SUGA RM JUNGKOOK V
by koreaboo_my March 1, 2018
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J-PRO

“is that a goat nvm it’s just J-PRO”
by Jpro Fan September 10, 2021
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O. J. Simpson

Seeguilty.”
O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022
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