eye fucking 

when one inserts an object, most commonly a penis, into another person's eye socket. hopefully the person has a glass so it can be taken out before the eye fucking. if not, oh well, shit happens.

dood number one: dude, i was eye fucking the shit out of your grandma last night and i accidentally lost her glass eye.

dood number two: dude its ok shes got like 20 of those.

eye fucking by d-rod August 29, 2008

snow fucking white

when two girls fornicate while watching snow white

me: what the hell is mel doing in there
Laura: i dont know but all i can hear is snow white
me: SNOW FUCKING WHITE

snow fucking white by devan weavs November 10, 2008

Cuddle Fucking 

When the leader of the evening in your posse deems it time to leave the Club. They then proceed to gather the group but not head towards the door. Thus causing a jam up in traffic that forces you to stand uncomfortably close to your guy friends.

Josh - Yo lets get out of here
10 Minutes Later
Mike - Come on.. enough of the Cuddle Fucking lets move! Adam is running up the back of my legs and I Brent looks like he can't breathe!

Cuddle Fucking by Honey Buns March 4, 2008

wopdey-fucking-dopey! 

a sarcastic way of expressing i fake joy for someone or something (often said slowly with enphasis on the fucking)

"i scored a goal in soccer the other day"....Wopdey-fucking-dopey!

wopdey-fucking-dopey! by Gazza-X September 2, 2008

knuckle fucking 

basically the same thing as jerking off. just new sound for the beat

jerking off is the way you knuckle fuck. just that knuckle fucking is the new up to beat way to speak

knuckle fucking by Daniel Coy January 19, 2009

Sen-Fucking-Sational 

A word that only describes one man. The international sex magnet and a man in need of spot cream, GottaBeAndrew!

OMFG! The iLid video was Sen-Fucking-Sational

Sen-Fucking-Sational by Andrew Redpath April 11, 2010

one fucking guy

Just one person doing something that needs many people to help with.

OFG = one fucking guy

So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?

So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?

I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.

Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

one fucking guy by euphemismo November 28, 2010