pussy show

a show in which strippers use their pussies for extremely exotic things. For example shoving a bottle opener up their pussy and opening a bottle of beer.

Yo bitch let's go watch a pussy show. They get me fucking horny.

by <product^of^environment> April 15, 2004

butt pussy

when a females bum becomes almost elastic and similar in width to the vagina

My wife will have a butt pussy sooner rather than later if she keeps this up

by Mr. Brandon Pumper November 17, 2010

Pussy Puff

Usually following, "Oo, gurl..." a pussy puff initiates an instant subjection to being fabulous with an ounce of sass. To pussy puff, a graduated Diva must raise their nails within blowing (puffing) reach, and huff. The notion that one is drying their nails with a pussy puff instantly announces sass, independence, and glamour.

Please note that pussy puffs can be done individually, but are best when done simultaneously with other divas.

Friend: "I got my weave done for $3 yesterday."
You: "Oh, gurl! Le cheveaux-faux! (Pussy Puff)"

by dirtybikebitch March 4, 2009

Pussy Cramp

When girls can feel menstrual cramps down in the vagina.

"I was having cramps and as soon as I sat down I felt a pussy cramp up my vagina".

by Luve October 15, 2008

pussy booger

When a woman doesn't clean up completely after sex and the cum dries up forming a pussy booger.

I was eatin' dat bitch out last night, and a damn pussy booger got stuck in my teef.

by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 3, 2011

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

Pussy on a pedestal

Putting sex above what is really important in life

Zachary: Never put that pussy on a pedestal

by Kinkysexlover123 August 18, 2019