the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
by momofthreeboys March 3, 2011
Get the Ubber Pissedmug. Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
Get the Piss Stiffymug. 
Henry: I am fucking pissed!
Matt: I don't care!
Henry: Shut the fuck up!
Matt: You!
Henry: I am fucking pissed at you!
Matt: I don't care!
Henry: Shut the fuck up!
Matt: You!
Henry: I am fucking pissed at you!
by DOGMAN_5676 June 2, 2020
Get the Pissedmug. Getting in on the action, that one was originally left out from; typically a determination of one coming from poverty and into prosperity.
We're broke as mfer over here, ima pop a piss in', hands in the air, Chuck Norris style aye'
- Conor McGregor
- Conor McGregor
by Onnit' May 29, 2022
Get the Pop a piss in'mug. by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019
Get the Piss offmug. The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
by Joseph Cianci June 4, 2021
Get the Piss Fuckmug.