Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011

jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more

Jennifer lopez

by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003

Jack off

A fan of "Jack Johnson"

Often seen wearing birks or sandals while chillin' in the quad with his backward-baseball-cap-wearing "BROS"

that jack off sure is chill

by genldick April 7, 2008

pissed off

To clean an object using urine, and a high pressured penis

They were so full of shit, they had to be pissed off.

by Anglothang December 27, 2009

Jilling off

Denver your an idiot.

When denver is really stupid...Jilling off

by Bob freeman mclosky October 19, 2008

pull it off

To masturbate and then ejaculate

The female audience at a CFNM party expects the male stripper to pull it off which the guy does by whacking off, jerking off, or jacking off completely naked, usually with no shirt and his pants at half-mast.

by TossBoy March 17, 2009

Sawed off

The act of beating someones ass in any type of automotive race. Commonly used to describe street races in witch you blow the other driver away. can also be used as sawing off, getting sawed ect...

That STI owner talked a lot but I just sawed him off.

I cant believe that civic wagon is sawing me off.

Man, Your RX-7 didn't stand a chance against that Vette, you just got sawed off.

by Omar J. Wilson February 25, 2013