The J

When You Shake Your Booty Maximum With No Stress.

Did you see Aubery? She was Doing The J!

by FellaBoy456 August 26, 2025

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025

Joshy j

Hi Josh if you see this genuinely how and why , my name starts with r and I lowkey just wanna tell u ur a really great friend :3

Also your not 6 ft ur like 4 feet tall

Joshy j is muy short

by live laugh love msi October 9, 2025

Joshy j

your hear me outs are questionable, more than my number 8 one
also, again, you are still very short

Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Joshy j is very short and has questionable taste

Joshy j likes asgore

by live laugh love msi October 16, 2025

j u s i y k i

Cuck ass, toosi ass, coping ass nigga

You a j u s i y k i ass nigga.

by newcribwhodis? October 26, 2025

Brett J

Australian conman who typically engages in deviant sexual behavior with men and women alike. He pretends to be an heir to King Ranch Australia and claims he has millions of dollars to swindle his victims into believing he is wealthy, while using several fake aliases. He is so unliked that he even has an entire Facebook page dedicated to him in his honor, Stop Brett Joseph.

Brett J is a pathetic Australian conman who should be stopped.

by Rebecca S89 November 3, 2025