Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

PB & J

The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!

' Man this PB & J is so good!'

by JustSahana May 20, 2021

That’s G’s J

That’s God’s job

“You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”

“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”

by NotTeagan/Andie July 29, 2022

J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.

“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”

by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020

Kayden J. Parry

An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.

“I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”

“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”

by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018

Samrakshita J

A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).

You don't use Samrakshita J. Not even in a sentence.

by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021