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fuck you and the horse you rode in on

From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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Fuck Yeah Seaking! 

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.
Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''
Fuck Yeah Seaking! by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008
Related Words

fuck shop 

A place where you can go, where the price is right just to fuck a whore...
It has a bed and a sink, so you can wash your pine when you're done.
Usually a sleazy motel or bordello/crackhouse.

source: 2 Live Crew
all the boys go fuck the hos at the corner fuck shop

the place to splat...
fuck shop by Rip Rida September 5, 2008

fuck film festival 

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.
I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!
fuck film festival by blowmenow February 7, 2008

Fuck-Out 

A full body work-out through fucking
Matt - Hey Karen, you're looking really toned and svelt.....

Karen - Hey thanks, I had a great Fuck-Out last night
Fuck-Out by sasha roulette May 5, 2010
1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.
"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."
fuck-ass by Spike July 4, 2004
The opposite of "Fuck Off". In a business context, when the other party gives you to green light.
The meeting just went ok. They didn't tell us to "Fuck Off!" but they didn't tell us to "Fuck On!" either.
Fuck On by Bad Brad May 8, 2008