Jobs A Fish 

said by intelligently deficient people. Usually due to lack of vocabulary and slow thinking. Commonly by people with the second name Hurley.

Want a coffee Nathan? "Jobs a fish!" .......What?

Jobs A Fish by t.a.c March 19, 2019

COD Fish 

A slut who will play Call of Duty with you and then you will get lucky after you beat her in the game several times

Jim: Hey that new girl Danica seems like a cool girl to hangout with.

Rob: Yea she is pretty cool but she is a COD Fish.

Jim: What's wrong with that Rob? are you gay or something?

Rob: No i am not saying there's anything wrong with that at all

COD Fish by oldschoolshenanigans June 19, 2011

gut the fish 

v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)

"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."

gut the fish by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Archer_of_fish 

The greatest person on the planet. He also has a magnificent set of reproductive organs.

All may aspire to be the Archer of Fish but there is only one.

Archer_of_fish by Archer of Fish December 22, 2004

nah fish 

surfer\stoner slang meaning no. used in south and north
california coast. used mostly by stoners back in the day

''hey brah wanna go visit my mom,shes sick''
''nah fish, I have to go smoke a bowl and play x box''

nah fish by ghost13132 January 11, 2008

Knicker Fish 

Vagina

Hey UW, I like that new word knicker fish you're using...awesome!

Knicker Fish by Underwhelmed July 3, 2009

Michael Fish moment

A moment where a friend doubts a weather forcast and gets it monumentally wrong!

Friend: The snow won't lie! I'm never wrong about these things.

*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*

to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!

Michael Fish moment by OgilvieD January 7, 2010