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birds nest 

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
birds nest by sressler December 26, 2006
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the birds and the bees 

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
the birds and the bees by calandale November 17, 2014

birds and the bees 

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids
OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...
birds and the bees by Evil Tim October 13, 2003
A bitch dramatic youtuber at the age of 12 years old and has about 5 different boyfriends
"Birdie:my boyfriend is toxika-wait no! kitty-SLEEPYKINQ!-ARGHHHHH"
Birdie by OiveithisgirlH0T June 9, 2018

a little birdy told me 

1.you got it from good authority
2. you found it out the latest info from someone's Twitter
1.Hayley:How did you find out about your birthday party?
Ryan: Oh, a little birdy told me

2.me:PAnic AT the Disco is coming to South Africa!!
random fangirl; OMJ realyy?? how do you know??
me: oh, a little birdy told me

Birds of Prey 

When you dump into someone’s mouth and they regurgitate it back into yours. Much like feeding a baby bird.
Jack is so sweet, he calls me his baby bird. Every Friday night he gives me a birds of prey.
Birds of Prey by Udang J February 15, 2020