hob job 

One who can float in very small sinks...

WooooW were u just hob jobing in that sink???

hob job by k p homeslice May 2, 2005

Paint Job 

When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.

"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"

Paint Job by Sergeant Sufficient June 9, 2009

Bro Job 

When a bro gets a blowie from someone with two X chromosomes.

I got a bro job from this chick, then made her make me a sandwich and then threw on my LAX pinny and longboarded home.

Bro Job by A straight up Bro August 20, 2010

blow job 

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

blow job by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

rim job 

tonguing of the anus

Pat gave Bill a Rim Job

rim job by Dave Allen September 4, 2003

Blow Job 

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

Blow Job by Brian-anonymous October 27, 2008

base job

A handjob performed in a manner in which the giver stays at the base of the receiver's weiner. Usually executed by amateurs in the handjob department, feels about as good as an OTPHJ.

"Bro, you catch a BJ from that chick?"
"Nah man, chick gave me a base job for an hour and a half."
"That sucks bro".

base job by Sinister1985 December 29, 2007