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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! 

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.
Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<
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star fucking hipsters

Hipsters who like to get high on hard drugs and "fuck with the stars".
"I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars." - Time to Pretend by MGMT

Man, those star fucking hipsters really know how to party!

Liquor fucking

Where a guy gets a woman drunk and then takes her home and fucks her. That is so drunk that she cannot resist.
It is a scientific fact that it takes a lot less liquor to get a woman drunk than a man.
John went liquor fucking last night.
Liquor fucking by Deep blue 2012 September 22, 2009

reverse fucking 

The act of shoving small things up the male penis, i.e. pens, pencils, tubes, or other small, lengthy apparatuses.
Billy was so bored, he decided to try reverse fucking himself with the inner tube of a pen. Now he pisses black!
reverse fucking by holy hell! August 15, 2010

Truck Fucking 

Truck Fucking is when a small wimpy man proceeds to fuck a large women(body builder) and becomes the bitch.
A: Hey Joe.
B: Hey Matt.
B: So, how was it?
A: Not good, she totally truck fucked me.
B: Hey I'm getting a Truck Fuckingtonight maybe you wanna--
A: Go home!
Truck Fucking by SaggyGoudaCheese September 21, 2014

Fear-Fucking 

The act of fucking anything that moves when one is put in a fearful situation.
When the clown showed up to my son's birthday party I started Fear-Fucking the nearest guest.

Are you out of your fucking mind? 

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.