Anal Sis

When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.

Yo, the wierdest thing happended last night, I had anal sis!!

by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

anal hygienist

An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections

Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?

by Jack Waxman April 11, 2024

Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Anal

(Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.

Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.

by ERES X August 7, 2019

Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)

The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.

by JK McLoven September 10, 2021

Anal-slime

A person that looks dirty and like they apply dirty vaseline onto themselves every morning even if they have not showered

That slut looks like Anal-slime

by Alex phoenix October 1, 2023