Beans

The most DELICIOUS item on planet Earth

Beans (noun)
Brendaryl: Hey , what should we have for lunch?

Shrek: B E A N S

Brendaryl: AH YES , I LOVE B E A N S , MY FAVORITE FLAVOR IS M

by Poop cheeks January 1, 2021

beaning

"beaning" refers to a pulsating clit which one experiences when having an emotional breakdown or a momentary lapse of harshness.

Yo Jim you're beaning right now.

by the big blood March 6, 2017

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

cream bean

the term for ejaculating or "busting a nut" directly on the clitoris.

"yo johnny! i gave victoria that cream bean last night!"

by TheRealEpicGqmer December 31, 2024

Milky Bean

To expell ones semen on to a clitoris. Then rub said clitoris, using the metaphorical milk as lubricant.

"My partner was as dry as the Sahara last night, and we'd ran out of lube. So I gave her a Milky Bean, and she jilled herself off to ecstasy".

by Bean_Boy December 20, 2021

Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Bean

100.

1. "Yo bro, lemme get a bean off you real quick"

2. "Keep it a bean, bro. You be cappin' for no reasom!"

by Bill’s Bird May 20, 2021