Mammoth Snouting

When you have a large poo close to coming out and you desperately need the toilet.

Dude, I gotta get to the toilet soon, I'm mammoth snouting!

by Bulbaswag November 18, 2013

sneaky snout

A dog that does nothing but sniff everything and everyone in sight!

That sneaky snout got into the garbage again!

by YaWhoAndAWooWhoThis January 2, 2015

sloppy southern

A particularly wet and spur of the moment blow job. Much spit is a must, some bile and phlegm may be used/ result from the deep penetration this particular service requires.

"This girl from the bar went down on me so hard and wet it was a total sloppy southern DUDE!"

by dicksweat July 3, 2014

The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015

Mole snout

When you fuck a girl in her ass and her anus becomes prolapsed

I gave this slut last night the old mole snout

by You're_pseudonym August 9, 2015

your southern is showing

A comment made to a person when they say something that reflects their upbringing in a Southern US State. Can be positive or negative.

Positive:

Regarding a person committing crimes :
Person 1: That guy needs killing.
Person 2: Your southern is showing.

Negative:
Regarding a person's ethnicity -- can be any negative word denoting skin color or culture or behavior:
Person 1: That "Nword" needs his ass kicked.
Person 2: Dude, rein it in, your southern is showing, and it is not cool!

by Atanastukate January 15, 2016

Sloppy Southerner

When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.

Damn Sally last night u gave me a Sloppy Southerner, you need to have better hand eye coordination.

by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016