mental midgetry

The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.

Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain

• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and

• doing anything for clout

As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.

If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.

Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry

by bredsheeran81 April 29, 2024

Silly Mode

When you absolutely out of your mind drunk, and you start doing silly things, such as roly polys and copious amounts of bag.

Often, when you are at the brink of "Silly Mode" you will shout it out, and encourage others to get silly with you.

Friend 1: "I'm going to have a few beers tonight, would you like to join?"

Friend 2: "Hell yeah. It's Friday. Let's go Silly Mode!!!!"

by The Driving Crooner May 7, 2024

Silly Mode

Being so extremely intoxicated by alcohol and drugs, to the point that everything you say and do is considered to be silly, but in a funny way.

"Woahh. I've drank so much beer! If I have one more I'll enter Silly Mode"

"Hey my man, what are you doing tonight? Me and the boys are going Silly Mode"

by The Driving Crooner May 7, 2024

K-mode

On the toilet

TEXT SENT:
Please call me.

TEXT RECEIVED:
I will, but Im on k-mode at the moment.

by NikkitaBliss May 12, 2024

K-mode

On the toilet

TEXT SENT:
Please call me.

TEXT RECEIVED:
I will, but Im on k-mode at the moment.

by NikkitaBliss May 12, 2024

Airplane moded

When you put your phone on airplane mode while on a call with someone so you can claim that you lost your connection when really you just didn’t wanna talk to them.

Jordan : Mike must have some serious bad cell service. Our call just dropped

Matt : no he just airplane moded you

by Cam Trent May 13, 2024

FEIN MODE

an unconscious and uncontrollable state of hype resulting from listening to the melodies and chorus of Travis Scott and Playboi Carti's hit song "FE!N."

Friend 1: *plays FE!N*

Friend 2: yo bro, please don't play that. I don't want to enter FEIN MODE.

Friend 1: what are you talking about?

Friend 2: FEIN, FEIN, FEIN, FEIN, FEIN, FEIN, FEIN, FEIN!!

by travisscotts600 June 3, 2024