by Montbéliard April 12, 2024
Get the milk smilemug. Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 7, 2020
Get the Beard Milkmug. 
for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.
by real chicken September 9, 2022
Get the milkmug. A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it
by Man baby 2224 December 9, 2020
Get the Milking the cowmug. Kwite: "The SSSniperWolf situation can't get any worse"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"
by theboxmann October 17, 2023
Get the Aged like Fine Milkmug. ONLY for tabby. Only tabby can make and drink zhu zhu milk. if you aren’t tabby and you drink zhu zhu milk, FUCK YOU.
“i really want to make some zhu zhu milk !”
“sorry, you aren’t tabby. you have to walk the plank now”
“sorry, you aren’t tabby. you have to walk the plank now”
by lesboninjago March 14, 2022
Get the zhu zhu milkmug.