Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Duck Milk

A type of milk commonly found in Australia. The ducks that produce this milk are called 'milk ducks'.

Sometimes (if they are a very rare species) they will produce milk with a turquoise hue.

"How was your duck milk, Sarah?"
"It was great!"

by LoveussySanussy June 11, 2024

femboy milk

femboy cum

person1:mmmm this femboy milk is yummy
person 2:ew nigga this nasty

by fawergw7u8sedfyhefwsdhyyhuwsey June 13, 2024

Milk man

Enjoyer of sex with men. The term is used to describe men who appear masculine and have a closeted preference of gay sex.

“I prefer sex with men.”
“I’m something of a milk man myself.”

by Ethan Hack June 15, 2024

Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.

"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

Milk Drapes

The term for saggy lactating titties. like so fuckin saggy that they are like drapes for your Vagina. like 190 year old 50 kids titties... your welcome for the visual.

Damn! The Queen had some serious Milk Drapes. Bitch must have been older than the dinosaurs.

by RichTheRedn3ck June 19, 2024