Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

dirty firebird

When you are having sex with a girl and it is hot n heavy and you feel the erge to cum, but you dont want to finish. So you take a rubberband or you can use your hand an put it tightly around your dick restricting the flow and causing the skin to turn red.

Jim: "I was having sex with Ashley last night and it was so hot i wasnt going to last, so i pulled a dirty firebird."
Chuck:"really? Did it work?"
Jim: " hell yeah"

by Fuckherrightinthepussy12345 July 5, 2014

Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.

Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.

by krazykaptain September 8, 2014

crack fire truck

A red crack pipe

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 28, 2015

Latin Fire

A famous boat found on DayZ.

"Can you pick me up?"
"Yeah man I got Latin Fire. Be there in 10!"

by Thathandleisalreadyinuse October 15, 2015

lyrical fire

when a song's lyrics have so much content and flow effortlessly

Wow this song makes so much sense and sounds so good, what lyrical fire!

by TheManfre December 17, 2015