Russian cease-fire

A euphemism for mass murder of civilians

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.

by bayraktar March 27, 2022

Freindly fire

When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)

Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 8, 2019

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

Fire Hydrant Vagina

PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Ring of fire

When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring

My boyfriend sent me a naked pic and he had a ring of fire and i loved it

by stickman979 July 10, 2010

Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024