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Face Jizz

when your nose cums
every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears
by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009
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the ostridge face

A myspace site which is used to post embarassing photos or just normal photography around the Newport Beach and Costa Mesa area. It was created in Newport Beach, California. By a girl named Anna Rosete. The one who actually came up with the idea was Joseph Tenore.
Anna Rosete partnered with friend Melissa H. For a while until friendship was ended then Anna had to take charge of the photo-taking herself.
Was started in 2007, at first they used the normal diginal cameras and sidekick camera, aka the worst cameras. Then upgraded to a nikon D40 and Canon.
The photos are just mainly upon young students who Attend Newport Harbor high School, and previously Ensign Intermidate School.
It started as a progidy of TheCobraSnake.com
But then once it got more attention the website was changed up a bit.
The Myspace Site is well known in Schools such as: Newport Harbor, Ensign Intermidte, Corona Del Mar, Orange Cost Collage, Costa Mesa High School.
Once you look at the photo albums you might find pictures of yourself there that you never thought were taken. You can look at the site by going to myspace.com/theostridgeface
Chrissy: OMG you'll never belive, I saw a picture of Dillon kissing that slut Amber on the ostridge face!

Kate: OMG no way! Show me!

(They check the ostridge face photo albums and find the picture of Dillon)

Kate: WTF I can't belive this! He asked you out so many times!

Chrissy: I KNOW! Ill never fuck him now.

The next day at Newport Harbor.

Josh: Dude Dillon, Chrissy saw a picture of you kissing Amber on the Ostridge Face, now Chrissy says she'll never have sex with you.

Dillon: FUCK! I should have never let Anna take pictures of me kissing that slut Amber then post them on the Ostridge Face!
Now every school is gonna know I hooked up with her.
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Shots to the face

An exclamation of "let's get drunk and wild"
During prom weekend Maria C screamed "shots to the faceeeee" and everyone got drunk.
by xiidlee June 28, 2011
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Douglas Face

When you tilt your head at a 45 degree angle, pucker your lips, squint your eyes, and look like a menacing joke at your victim.

Commonly used to size up an opponent before a beat down. It often results in the one doing the Douglas Face doing nothing.
Did you see that guy? Totally gave me the Douglas Face. He wants to come at me, bro.
by ChlamydiaSquared November 3, 2011
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Rainbow Face

Farting in someone's face then beating the shit into them or the other way round.
Last night some arsehole started on me in a bar so I grabbed his head farted in his eye then beat the shit into the prick now I bet his got a serous Rainbow Face.
by Crusty Clunge June 15, 2014
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kroetch face

You're so kroetch face tonight.
by ender4321 May 25, 2006
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Shag faced

The look a girl has the morning after a good fuck hair messy sweaty, looking like shit, look out ya window on early sun morning 5am youll see these girls stumbling home
your going home like that youl look realy shag faced
by Ashley Mottley August 3, 2005
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