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don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)
It's just a rough definition. Don't tase me, bro!
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The bitzfwenz's (Kimmy and Nikki) way of saying "hey there bro." Even girls can refer to other girls as bro. the word Bro is put into every sentence.
"ee' bro, how are you?"
"ee' bro, your gay bro"
ee' bro by LuciJill March 16, 2008

King Bro 

The Greatest Bro of All-Time. Has been believed to be Dave Matthews for many years, but this is one of the worlds darkest secrets. Only four in the world know the identity of "The King Bro".
"The King Bro was praised for his perfect visor and sobe-sipping."
King Bro by Brolaxer69 May 29, 2009

Yo dude bro hella 

YDBH-Yo Dude Bro Hella

When any of the four words can be said,you must say them all.
"wanna grab some grub?"

"yo dude bro hella grab some grub"

Watch this bro 

Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.
Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!

*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*

Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz
Watch this bro by Squidzie January 3, 2011

don't tase me bro 

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.
Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!
don't tase me bro by dougwastaken October 3, 2007