by Da Honz April 10, 2018
When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE
by Annaconda67 June 19, 2024
A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
by The_MuslimiZer July 10, 2009
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.
by Joshictionary September 21, 2018
Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025