Poo Poo

The name of my child

Dude 1: WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR CHILD POO POO

Me: Hee hee poo poo

by Isighnedinwithaaltaccont February 10, 2021

Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well

Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo

by Slynche June 16, 2016

what the frickity frackity poo

Even worse than regular old curse words 😨 super super bad (can be used as noun and adjective)

A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”

by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

Poo

A joke term for a chocolate bar, original said and used by Dankpods during his video about the Zune

Dankpods: “Feeling peckish?, have a poo”

by Wapple_Fishman January 2, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021

Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels

“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”

by MonkeRob September 7, 2020

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025