Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

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Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine

Why don’t you stick your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker?!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021

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Piss

The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.

"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"

by Itznoone May 25, 2023

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SUCKS PISS

inside joke fucking fat ass furry

big boi boner baby faster faster daddy i cum inside you PLEASE SENPAI SEX MORE MAKE ME A CREAM PIE AND ICE CREAM PUT THE CREAM IN ME DADDY wait THATS RIGHT I CAUGHT YOUR ASS SIMPING SUCKS PISS YUM fucking simp yeah yeah fuck you

by sherk is nice February 20, 2021

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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.

Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.

by Sir funk face October 22, 2023

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God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024

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