Milk

An Asian slang term making reference to sperm

Yui and I were fucking Last night and she said that she wanted to drink my milk

by Mondo Get June 6, 2018

No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".

I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Milk Dudz

Titties that sag low, are unevenly shaped like milk duds and release milk under duress.

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

Milk

My nickname.

What.

WHAT ELSE COULD It BE?
Your mom

sorry that wasnt funny

Hey milk wanna go on a date.

SOMEONE PLZ SAY THIS IM LONELY

by MILK67392 July 20, 2021

milk dragon

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.

Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.

by Grant Tarredus March 28, 2022