Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

Linear Face

the most beautiful face you will ever see. just an absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous face, belonging to the most absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous person ever.

usually a ginger
always rmcevoy

Oh my God! You're so good-looking! you have such a linear face!

by niuqebuibuirqbe May 9, 2011

crap face

bein full of shit

ted ur a crap face

by scootster123 April 27, 2009

kroetch face

Beautiful, attractive, looking good.

You're so kroetch face tonight.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006

cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

by mark strotton October 2, 2006

Shag faced

The look a girl has the morning after a good fuck hair messy sweaty, looking like shit, look out ya window on early sun morning 5am youll see these girls stumbling home

your going home like that youl look realy shag faced

by Ashley Mottley August 3, 2005

panoucha face

some one who has an ugly face

"ricky espindola has a panoucha face like no other"

by laredo January 17, 2008