deez nuts

A really over-used old saying thats really just not funny anymore tbh

What are you eating?
"deez nuts!!!!!"

by Breezyy August 8, 2015

beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.

Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!

by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005

nut job

A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D

Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"

by frieze August 8, 2003

bust a nut

to get something done extremely fast

(comes from the meaning of to bust a nut ...
if you are jerking off and you come/cum
really fast then your nut just might explode)

past use of bust a nut:

person A: "Man, you really busted a nut!"
person B: "Yeah, I just cranked out that whole paragraph in 5 minutes."

by raginglovemachine January 11, 2009

duck's nuts

It is which the jizz is held in a male duck. Sometimes it may be found in a female's ducks mouth, or in various horny animals mouths aswell.

"Boy, do those duck's nuts jiggle when he waddles", eh George.

by Sukmears March 17, 2004

Bob Nutting

Owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates (MLB). Routinely on the list of best owners in baseball. He is known for acquiring top talent such as Jaff Decker, Jon Niese, and Neftali Feliz. He knows fan loyalty is important in baseball so he tries to keep winning by keeping top talent in Pittsburgh like Gerrit Cole and Andrew McCutchen. He is the legend of Pittsburgh and everyone wants a picture with him on the streets. He loves winning and will try to win in 2017 by acquiring top free agents such as Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion. ALL HAIL BOB NUTTING! #GOAT

Stephen: Bob Nutting is so awesome!

Chris: IKR
Steven: true Stephen

by PhilCoke4Closer October 24, 2016

Mice nuts

Formerly, in the better old days, a business term of art used to describe the insignificant or immaterial numbers or aspects of the business that the PC Police have taken away with most of life's other small pleasures.

Older manager says - these 2 companies are the material ones. All the other ones are mice nuts.

Newbie staff thinks - ha, he said mice nuts

by Karls Hammer May 9, 2016