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goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.
"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"
by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024
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horn billed tuba bird

One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.
Damn girl did you just fart?

No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
by zugzuger February 13, 2026
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Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty
Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”
by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026
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Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty
Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”
by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026
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Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.
My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
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Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.
I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
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Girare come la merda nei tubi

Typical of the labronic area (Leghorn, Tuscany), means literally "To wander like the shit in the pipes". It is used when you realize to waste your time in doing something or, as well, when you have lot of things to do in different places of the town (offices, market....)
Mi tocca girare come la merda nei tubi per cercare un parcheggio!
(It is very difficult to find a park for my car!)
by Quevivamarioteran June 20, 2019
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