weak as piss

Dean Baade

Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss

by Feralberyl June 5, 2017

Piss kink

When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.

Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

Piss

Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!

Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

Piss Fill

You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.

He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"

by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019

pissing asshole

When a guy cums in a woman's ass and then she has to shit and it comes out like piss or water.

He left me with pissing asshole syndrome the other night.

by SexiMama69 May 26, 2021