man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

Fellowship of the MAN

An official group of people who only make the grade if they are good looking, smart and wealthy.

The fellowship of the MAN is here, we have no chance

by Patrick Coull September 7, 2005

faggot man

Someone who prefers to have their fudge packed; bite their pillows and screw men.

Did you hear about that faggot man..i think his name is Prinse.

by afdsafa January 18, 2009

Man Out

For a man to do the wrong thing, as opposed to Manning Up and doing the right thing. The phrase "Man Out" and its variations ("Manning Out," "Men Out," etc.) were coined by historian and author Andrew Yarrow, who described this phenomenon in his book "Man Out: Men on the Sidelines of American Life."

That poor guy is really a Man Out and abandoned his wife and kids after losing his job....

by Nick Darling November 25, 2018

man-spinster

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

by Cripi October 16, 2013

Man Looking

The act of looking for an item and failing to locate it when it is in plain sight, or when its location has been carefully described to the searcher. Behavior is usually exhibited by males, though females may occasionally Man Look. Man Looking may also be referred to as temporary male blindness.

Jim was unable to locate his keys on the kitchen table because he was man looking.

by yeahdog March 10, 2011

qrc man

The most loyal men out here. They know how to treat a woman right. In conclusion, they are the best type of man you can find.

"You know Kyle from QRC?"

"Yesss. Them qrc man and them is the best men you could find!"

by yourrrrr daddddd June 10, 2021