Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly

Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner

by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018

tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.

Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.

by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018

Bhuna Boner

When you get a boner over an Indian girl,
or

When your cock stinks of curry after fucking an Indian girl.

"Man I fucked this bird last night, I got a Bhuna Boner"
"Ngl im getting a Bhuna Boner over that girl"

by TheRealManuel February 4, 2019

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019

Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.

I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.

by Skittr February 18, 2019