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Not Proud to be an American 

The way one feels upon realization that the US court system may have put to death an innocent person.
Guy to his friend: "O man, this sucks."
Friend: "What happened?"
Guy: "Scientific evidence shows a man put to death in Texas in 2004 was really innocent."
Friend: "Wow dude, that makes me Not Proud to be an American."
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Horribly outdated nickname for Boston, Massachusetts that no self-respecting Bostonian or New Englander uses. Typically used only by tourists, sportswriters, or television reporters that are new to the area. Name stems from the New England food staple of beans slow-baked in molasses.
Every college kid calls this place Beantown until someone decks them for it.
Beantown by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

beansnap 

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions
1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!
beansnap by Fraser March 18, 2008

Beaner running 

To run away with no location in mind; meander.
Kirsten hates when I start beaner running from her.
Beaner running by J. tangg May 3, 2008
the word used to define a child of 1 negro parents, and one beaner (mexican) parent.
man1: Hey did you hear that Jose and Sheniqua are having a baby?

man2: Oh no, the child is gonna be a beangro!
beangro by gangster ginsy January 15, 2010

Baked Beans 

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Baked Beans by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017