New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Flag

Get the New York crab apple mug.

doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.

Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple

by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024

Flag

Get the doing the apple mug.

Related Words

Apples to Apples • applesauced • apples and oranges • applesack • Appleseed • applesexual • apples and pears • apples in a sock • apples to oranges • applesauce man

Carolina Caramel Apple

When you fuck a bitch on the rag, then pull out and make her blow you.

Yo, my girl was actin a fool last night and on her period, so I gave her a Carolina Caramel Apple.

by Beardedfootlong June 6, 2024

Flag

Get the Carolina Caramel Apple mug.

Can’t Stand an Apple

A phrase used when someone says a confusing word or phrase you don’t understand.

“Have you ever heard of Constantinople?”
“Can’t Stand an apple bro.”

by insidejoke January 17, 2026

Flag

Get the Can’t Stand an Apple mug.

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 3, 2024

Flag

Get the Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom mug.

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

Flag