Bush Hog

bush hog
Not just any softball lesbian, but a really fat and ugly one.

Man, that fat chick is such a Bush hog! She wants to fuck everyone on the softball team, including the coaches!

by Wildthing69 November 30, 2021

Bush blooper

every time a president mispronounces words like George W. Bush frequently did in his presidency to relate to laymen.

W. was smarter than Barack Obama but had a Bush Blooper periodically.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019

Reggie Bushed

When your ex finds a new relationship but the person looks just like you.

“Guess who just got engaged... Tyler, my ex.”
“With the girl who looks just like you?”

“Yeah girl, I just got Reggie Bushed”

by Shea Floyd June 16, 2018

All up in your bush

To get in your feelings.
To get mad at.

Don't get "all up in your bush" because you didn't like the outcome.

by Ghost-76 September 10, 2021

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.

"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."

by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023

pussy bush

Kaylee fernandez

“what a pussy bush”

by kabebakkavvrbwkqj September 7, 2019