Chocolate bomb
A new type of explosive, currently bieng tested by a joint US-Canadian military research team. The purpose of this new weapon of war is simple: The bombs are designed to look ad taste like actual chocolate, but are laced with a powerful instant-acting laxative that, as soon as the bar is ingested, causes the bowels to let loose with a torrent of disgustign fecal matter. the force generated by said fecal matter causes the intestines, as well as the rectum to fracture and be released with the fecal matter through the torn shreds of the rectum. however, the bars also include miniature time bombs that, as the target is ingesting the bomb,coat the throat of the target. these miniature time bombs are made of a new type of plastic explosive which is like a thin form of elastic. This plastic is designed to detonate after one miunute, ending the life of the target, and anyone else who came to see what was happening. the result is the ultimate weapon of war.
Chocolate bomb by classified June 21, 2004