slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

the d sack

The sack hanging from the D (see "the D" for definition)
Or
A smart soluble, cement bag by the company Billerud Korsnäs

Woah! Johnny har a really big D-sack.

Or
The D sack is really smart and environmentally friendly

by Uginuk April 2, 2018

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

100 lb sack of red russets

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.

Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

by LittleLamb777 June 11, 2018

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly

Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019

Tack in my sack

To describe a very Annoying person or situation.

You're irritating the shit out of me, quit being a tack in my sack.

by Thisissparta April 25, 2019

Hit the sack

When a girl plays tether ball with your genitals

Last night my friend ask to hang out but I told him me and my girl were gonna hit the sack

by Sack tap May 26, 2019