shit picker

a person who constantly picks at their "shit" or genitalia.

Mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. Taylor said he is a Shit Picker.

by eet fuk! January 21, 2010

shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

giggles and shits

What happens when there is too much shits and giggles

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits

by Forever alone August 30, 2016

Shit Clan

The Shit clan is a clan of shit

In Glasgow there lived a man named Jack Shit. He had a sister named Holly Shit, and a brother named Piecea Shit. He married a woman who became known as Giva Shit, and they had children named Dumb Shit, Noe Shit, and Ghost Shit.

The Shit Clan

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 20, 2020

shit whiskers

1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of shit particles

2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit

Henry: Hey Benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy's disgusting beard.

Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
or

"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"

by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 31, 2009

shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008

Shit-Cargo

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.

Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...

by joedaprogramma April 26, 2014