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J

the loml. the reason why i get up in the morning n why i’m still here honestly. the prettiest blue eyes n the sweetest personality. the only person who can complete me n make me feel wanted. the man who puts in effort to support n love me and i could never ask for anything more. id give him the entire world if i could. im not good at showing my love n i make a lot of mistakes but i hope he knows that my entire lifes purpose is to see him smile. he’s been through sm n to ease his pain would fulfil me. jst listening to him talk abt his passions is enough for me. i could listen to him talk all day n whenever i’m w him im in a constant haze of happiness. we’re arguing atm n it’s my fault again but id give anything for him to forgive me because without him i don’t know what i’d do.
‘j is the most perfect human being to ever exist
by IlovemybfJsm<3 January 30, 2023
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
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Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
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Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.
by buf12390 December 13, 2021
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J*b

noun
1.
a paid position of regular employment.
"a part-time j*b"

2.
a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
"she wants to be left alone to get on with the j*b"
Similar:
task
piece of work
assignment
project
chore
errand
undertaking
venture
operation
enterprise
activity
business
affair
detail
verb
1.
do casual or occasional work.
"she j*bbed as a waitress until her first role in a movie"
2.
buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.
"his game plan is to buy in then j*b the shares on at a profit"

adjective
1.

A slur against lazy and/or unemployed people.
A: "bro get a j*b" B: "YOU CANT SAY THE J WORD!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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Ball J

To take something that doesn't belong to you
Verb: Steal
Past tense : Ball Jd
1. Why did you Ball j the meat from the soup
2. He ball Jd the beat from him
by Bvv April 8, 2020
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J's BORG

J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.
If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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