beanisty 

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

beanisty by J. Star January 9, 2006

beano 

British colloquialism for "beanfeast"; a party, festival, celebration, always with food. An enjoyable good time.

We're having the company beano at Nicole's place this year.

beano by Lord John Whorfin October 2, 2013

Cool beans 

When something is totally awesome!

Person 1: Hey Genevieve! I made you garlic bread and baked ziti for dinner tonight!
Person 2: Wow! Cool beans!!!!

Cool beans by Nat73MD November 6, 2015

LL Beaner 

A person who's entire wardrobe is purchased via a certain mail order catalog. Often stuffy in nature, has been known to dress the whole family in roll-neck sweaters. Can often be overheard bragging about one's accomplishments at work. See also dullard.

Norris is such a cocky LL Beaner. Are those the new bean pleated khakis? So fresh!

LL Beaner by the jno slayer November 18, 2004

Beaner wagon 

A Chevy Impala. Any year will do, but the hardcore beaner wagons are the early to late 60's models.

Oscar can't make it to work today, someone stole the battery out of the beaner wagon.

Beaner wagon by Fred Neck March 4, 2007

beanervan 

any van that a mexican drives, usually (but not always) a ford aerostar or fullsize chevy van. may also be a gmc safari, chevy astro, dodge caravan. beanervans are used to transport illegals across the border.

did you see all the damn mexicans sleeping in that beanervan in the parkinglot?!

beanervan by chin nuts July 12, 2007

cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.

This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.

cleaning your beans by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009