May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

May 3rd, 2024

The best day in hip-hop history. In the midst of a rap battle between American rapper Kendrick Lamar & Canadian rapper Drake. This is the day Drake dropped "Family Matters" and Kendrick Lamar dropped "Meet the Grahams" not even an hour later. Lamar then went on to drop "Not Like Us", also dissing Drake.

"Damn, Kendrick dropped two times that day?"
"Yes sir, May 3rd, 2024, was literally, THAT DAY"

by lorsteppa May 5, 2024

May

A person often female who has a striking resemblance to Edna from the incredible. She is chronically online and has become delusional, this delusion has led to her thinking that Roblox is better than Minecraft. May is truly a horrible person.

“Who’s that playing Roblox in the back of class?”
“Oh that just May”

by I am that awesome guy December 21, 2023

May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

may 27

A national day where your gf or smb send you a pussy pic

bae it’s may 27 you know what that means

by mpzy May 26, 2024

May 4th

Send ass pic whore

Its may 4th
Send ass pics whore

by Cockslayer696969Osamabinladen May 4, 2022