Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 26, 2022
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Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
by FightMilkChamp July 12, 2018
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old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30
i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome
by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021
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Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
by Jdubsyoyo4 June 18, 2020
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Old Hoji

A derogatory term, used to define someone who behaves like a child, seeks attention, doesn't take accountability for their actions and often tries to justify their actions when they are clearly wrong.
Ugh you see her, she's acting a lot like Old Hoji. It's pissing everyone off..
by HojiOrange September 21, 2024
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Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"
by Daroguetoaster December 10, 2015
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Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
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