penis fat

A man who has a dick so big, it hurts a girl when he puts it in her pussy.

Dude, that penis fat made some girl happy yesterday.

by Someone November 24, 2003

Penis Deficiency

The term used to describe the state of being when a male, or something with a penis, lacks the dispossession to posses a voluminous vaginal insertion device.

erin: hey brittany did you see that kid?
brittany: yes yes i did.
brittany: haha sucker.
erin: poor guy, he had a penis deficiency!
brittany: oh no erin where did your penis go?
erin: omg i dont know!
brittany: you have a penis deficiency!

by Erin and Brittany June 16, 2004

penis magician

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform

dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician

by joewanotpa August 21, 2007

penis wafer

when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it

it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.

by Austin Rape December 25, 2007

popsicle penis

when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.

dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.

by schippy March 21, 2009

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004

Jungle Penis

Uncircumcised with the combination of unshaven pubes, reminiscent of the tribal way of the jungle and their uncleanliness

I was taking a shower at the YMCA and I saw this one fool with jungle penis! It was covered with some weird skin and lost in the hair!

by yvanehtnioj December 20, 2008